Hello friends, Romans, and GCW Family it is that time once again. You been waiting and debating, hoping and praying. Your waiting is over and done with. It’s a New Year and Father Time is ready to change his DEPENDS: so its time for yours truly to do what he does best. Its time for me to put on my “THANG IN ACTION”, time for me to pull out the Flava –Flav sized clock and get my JUNGLE LOVE ON! Oh wait a minute; I thought I was writing my girlfriend a letter! Just kidding! No fans and friends its time for me to enter the Locker room of GCW and chase down the star(s) that make you cheer, boo, and say several obscene things that make us wonder if you kiss your mother with that mouth. Its time for another edition of “What’s on your mind?” I am your host /moderator, GCW Roving Reporter –at – Large, Alexander Nevermind .

Several of our fans from way back yonder, will never forget the name “Sexually Sweet” Sydney Hinton. Hinton at one time was the GCW Manager with the proverbial “Midas Touch”. The men he managed in the GCW went on to great heights in the GCW. He also single handedly orchestrated the biggest dupe in GCW history as the flashy dressed ,cane wielding, silver tongue devil talked a former GCW official in the form of Rick Blerman, to don a mask and break into the ranks of the GCW Wrestling Locker room as Shinobi II . In that disguise, Blerman and his Japanese partner Kato would become the GCW Tag Team Champions under his leadership. He also influenced Scum Kritter, Mudbone, “The Machine” Guff Grayson and several other top stars in the GCW. Not satisfied, he also put on the announcer(s) Mike and traded one liner(s) Norm Peterson style with both Mike Powers, and his predecessor, current GCW Commissioner Emeritus “Fast” Eddie Layne.

However this wasn’t to be the final chapter in Hinton’s life, as he choose to enter the ring to in his own words and I quote,” Show all the other losers in the GCW Locker room how it was done!” unquote. After minimal success in two Battle Royals, Hinton received a letter from England, after a brief trip across the pond, he researched his family’s history and found that his ancient ancestor(s) ware in fact not only on board the Mayflower, but were also present with Columbus on board the Santa Maria when it sailed to the new World as well. Several more months of searching turned up his family’s crest which he currently wears around his neck on a chain. For the record folks, it’s a DRAGON, the family’s name in England, PENDRAGON (Pronounced PEN-DRA-GUN), his new first name, Xavier (Pronounced ZAH-VE-AIR). Just as Mr. Pendragon was about to stake his claim as a contender, tragedy struck and he was put on the shelf by an accident. While Mr. Pendragon may be a lot of things (Several of which, even Mr. Hyde couldn’t measure up to!) a quitter he is not, so he has taken his lumps of life and is working on a major come back in GCW. So let me get this interview off the ground by asking Xavier Pendragon, “What’s on yo ur Mind?”

AN: Alexander Nevermind
XP: Xavier Pendragon

AN: Hello Mr. Pen…..
XP: (Interrupting) Ok you lowly carpetbagger, pay attention! It took you forever to get to me because you were busy running your stupid flap! You know what the problem is with you yanks? You tend to ramble on; do you think my good friend Paul McCartney and the Beatles would have been as big on this shabby rock if they sat around all of eternity yakking off while their Bangers and Mash got cold?

AN: Well I….
XP: (Interrupting) I don’t blame you 100%, it’s painfully obvious that your American system of Education is total garbage! I truly don’t blame Tony for getting our doughboys as far away from that jackanapes diaper you call a President and his stupid system of War.

AN: But I’m here to….
XP: I know why you are here; you are here because the millions of GCW fans want the shinny on the greatest Professional Wrestler from across the water! Unfortunately I’m under contract to the GCW, and that chain smoking baboon Layne says I have to answer your question(s), so let’s get this interview under way you 4-eyed kangaroo, because I have several tarts waiting back at my flat to trim the beard off my Winston Churchill(s). Oh yeah, ask a stupid question and I’ll stick those coke bottles up your bum so you can watch as I kick your CENSORED!

AN: Yes sir, Let me start by saying it is nice of you to give me this interview time. Let me start by asking why you were out so long just as you had earned a shot at the GCW Heavyweight title held at that time by Jesse Pain?

XP: As I just finished saying you traveling clown, I am being ordered to do this interview, there is nothing NICE about it! To answer your question, I was transporting my prize AKC registered Puli (It’s a dog you undereducated cads) Sir Walter to a Kennel show in Lancashire, when the paparazzi (Photographers) spotted me as I left my flat, unfortunately several female members of Charlie’s family (Prince Charles of Wales, but I call him Charlie, if you ever do in my presence I’ll box your ears you peasants!)Stopped by that morning to use my rain utensil in the bathroom. The photo leeches chased me for 13 miles to get the story. Long story short, I got a separated shoulder, a wet dog, and my prize Jaguar with the tag that reads” Camelot”, is currently resting at the bottom of the Thames. Next question……

AN: I’m sorry to hear that, injuries are prone in this business; I salute you for battling back from injury. What are your plans currently as pertains to GCW ?


XP: My plans are simpler than your mind. It’s to rehab my injury, get back in the ring and get what I came to these shores for, the GCW Heavyweight Title! From that point, I will return to the United Kingdom and place the title around the waist of a true champion. I will place the title around the waist of the statue of Lord Nelson at Trafalgar Square

AN: Why?
XP: Because Lizzie (Her majesty Queen Elizabeth, I call her Lizzie because she is my friend, don’t even think about it you manatees!) said it would clash with the Crown Jewels! Next Question you cornbread slacker….

AN: In your short time in the ring, you have made a few enemies; the Inhuman Fly comes to mind……
XP :( Interrupting) The Inhuman Fly was not even worth the effort I put into the match, he, she, or it, was a nuisance, a speed bump in the Legacy of Pendragon fame. He was just one of many; the list of destruction has yet to be completed. Next Question……

AN: Let’s talk about your alter ego Sydney Hinton………
XP: Not one of your smarter question(s), but I have to deal with this. Sydney Hinton is not who you see when you look at me. I don’t have an “alter Ego”, alter ego’s are for slackers and has-beens like Mic Foley. I am now, and forever will be a professional wrestler. What happens after this day will always be done by Xavier Pendragon, if Sydney Hinton resurfaces someday, I will truly have no control over that issue. Next question……..

AN: From what I can tell, you have several talents, wrestling being just one; if the situation comes up will you take the reigns at GCW and replace Eddie Layne if he leaves for greener pastures?

XP: Seems I gave you not enough credit, even a toilet drinker like yourself can come up with a decent question. If the Benny’s right, I would be glad to point GCW in a higher direction. For now that falls on the shoulder(s) of Layne and don’t get me wrong he’s not a total idiot, but he’s very close. Next question……….

AN: Who made you want to get into this business?
XP: Unlike most of the GCW locker room, I don’t point to 1 person and say,” I want to be like this guy, or that guy”, I learned from a famous actor a long time ago, that quote “You’ve got to be your own original” unquote. I can be Errol Flynn, or Humphrey Bogart, but when I play Robin Hood, or in Casablanca, the leading lady has to see my attitude, not the other guys. Oh yeah, that famous actor, you ca ll him Mr. T.

AN: What is your take on “Yardies”?
XP: More like Hardly’s in my book. These guys go out there and are basically killing what GCW and others like them are trying to do. The word PROFESSIONAL is there for a reason. If you can’t respect that I have no respect for you and that’s my take on it!

AN: What’s the next level for Xavier Pendragon?
XP: Can’t answer that today, reason being, I know the sky is the limit for my Wrestling career. Do I see WWE, TNA or others, right now I see what is, what’s to come will comes in time. Hey, 2 good questions in a row! I am amazed!

AN: Well I feel it’s been a great interview Mr. Pendragon, please close us out with your personal message to the GCW fans, then we will get your personal information…….


Personal Message to the GCW Fans


As much as I hate to say it, you fans support GCW and me so I got to say you are not all total toothless shirt lifters. Several of you might even get past a “Sally, Dick, and Jane “book one day. One day you might be on my level, but not today! Today you get to sit in the seats, and dream you are me, dream that I might even take out time to sign an autograph, or pose for a picture with your little porridge eating tykes. It won’t be long before I return to action, so get your hate brushed up, you cheap chamber maid ghastly looking harlots get your makeup on so I don’t have to look at you without it! To the GCW Management, shine up my belt, because I am on the return track. If I were you, I would definitely bet on this British stud!

Professional Bio


XAVIER PENDRAGON

Height and Weight………………………………………………………………………………………………….5’8” 48stones

Birth date and Astrological Sign………………………………………………………………………………….September 29, 1970 &nbsp ; Libra(The Scales) Libra’s are also experts on Love Ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hair and Eye Color…………………………………………………………………………………………………. I prefer to have my hair shorn but it’s usually black. My eye color is Hazel (Light Green).

Favorite Sport(s) besides Wrestling……………………………………………………………………………. Draughts (Chess), Football (Actual Football/not that soccer crap), Cricket, Polo, Auto Racing

Favorite Athletes…………………………………………………………………………………………………..Bobby Fisher, Muhammad Ali, Walter Payton, Richard Petty

Favorite Color……………………………………………………………………………………………………… I have a collage: My favorite color of wine is white, favorite color of car is green, favorite color of shirt is white, trousers are blue, and of course favorite color of flag is the Union Jack.

Immediate Family…………………………………………………………………………………………………Mom, Dad, 2 sisters, 2 wee ones boy 14 and a girl 11. Oh yeah ladies I’m single (Like you actually have a chance).

Favorite Food(s)…………………………………………………………………………………………………. BBQ and any of Bobby Flay’s cooking.

Well folks, the end is near on this edition of “What’s on Your Mind”, however don’t think this is the end at all. I am in the hunt and another superstar in GCW will step up to the plate and knock a home run over the back fence. I want to thank Xavier Pendragon for filling in the blanks on his steamy past. Until we meet again folks, I am Alexander Nevermind, GCW Roving Reporter, and in the words of Mr. Spock quote,” Live Long and Prosper” unquote.

-Alexander Nevermind-